Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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