How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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