If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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