i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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