Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
