i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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