Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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