Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
pray to the hookup gods
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
