Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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