i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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