I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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