so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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