i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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