Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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