batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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