bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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