That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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