4 words: hood of his car
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
