i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
