You surviving the open bar?
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Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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