I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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