Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Im part way to drunk.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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