My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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