i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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