your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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