There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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