He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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