I don't think brook has ever known best
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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