Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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