it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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