pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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