it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I supernannyed him into submission
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