Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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