do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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