Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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