Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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