Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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