did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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