i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
try to milk me bitch
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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