so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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