But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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