Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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