He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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