i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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