The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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