you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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