I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
