My nipple is on Facebook.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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