Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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