Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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