Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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